Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
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note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
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I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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