Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
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you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
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I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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