im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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