I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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