You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
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One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
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I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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