Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
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but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
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My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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