YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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