Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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