Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
My dad is sitting where you rode me
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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