Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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