doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
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Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
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I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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