I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
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Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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