She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
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My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
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All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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