idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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