Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
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we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
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Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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