he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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