Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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