I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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