I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
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I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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