That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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