worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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