Welp...herpes.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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