I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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