just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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