You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.