NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
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You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
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Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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