Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
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Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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