Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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