I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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