wrigley field is MILF paradise
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
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she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
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He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Randomize