We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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