who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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