So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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