So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
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Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
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omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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