he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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