The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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