We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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