is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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