It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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