If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Porn is love you can see.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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