DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
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I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
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He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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