I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
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it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
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Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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