brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
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As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
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A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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