Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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