how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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