she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
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My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
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Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.