All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.