it wasn't lemon gatorade
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car