After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
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I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
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Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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