You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
My feet surprised me
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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