Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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