I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
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The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
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Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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