i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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