Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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