porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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