she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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