Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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